Combien coûte-t-elle? Baby Buttface hits up Paris!

Et j'ai pensé que les Britanniques étaient prétentieux!! Mais, plus d'une manière importante, comment une ville peut-elle baiser si sale!?

Oh, sorry, I forgot where I was at for a second there.  Yep, during our week in England, we took a side trip to Paris, France.  Filthy filthy place.  Baby was impressed with the cleanliness of London as big as it is.  And the fact that you could never find a trash can around.  Makes me wonder how the English throw out their mistakes...that is, unless they take them to random wedding showers and discar--whoops!  Sorry, forgot where I was at for a second again.  Either way, Frenchies have trash cans on the streets but the place is just downright dirty. 

 

But, in the midst of all that, you do get some nuggets of awe.

Of course, the artwork in the public areas was...artsy.  But I'm not so sure about the interpretation of some of this stuff!  French people are odd to say the least.

However the artwork, Baby Buttface is supercute and gained the praise of Karla. This whole "baby" gig isn't so bad at times.

Our first stop on our Paris excursion was Notre Dame Cathedral.  I know I'm a tiny baby and all, but this place was HUGE!  This picture doesn't do the church justice.  Those tiny little dots at the base of it are people.  Sheesh.

Baby needed some help into the picture...and it STILL looked huge! 

And of course, Baby can take pictures wherever he feels like.  SO here!  The place doesn't even look real from the inside.

Then, Finally, up to the top of the old place.  Good thing Baby Buttface is cute and small  and can use that to his advantage when it comes to climbing hundreds of stone steps in tight places.  Adhamh and Karla kept passing me off to each other but we made it outside to the viewing area!  Lightweights!

I'd be bored too if that's all I had to do was sit there for hundreds of years!

Here, my new friends were playing hide and go seek with me! 
They didn't realize I left already!

I went inside and found a new friend!  He gave me a ride on his squishy shoulder.  But, he had to go bang on that large metal thing in the background.  Strange though.  As I was leaving, the goon yelled out to me "HEY YOU GUUUUUYS!!"

Adhamh, Karla, and I quickly made our way to a museum.  The two love birds kept calling it "the loove." I sure didn't have the heart to tell them that, even though I'm just a baby and a few weeks old, it was actually a big Pyramid made of glass.  Silly Americans.

Inside and underground, there was a lot of statues.  One of which got me thinking I used to be a goose wrestler in a past life!

There was also this painting of a moaning lady named Lisa who everyone couldn't get enough of.  Apparently, she has some really awesome smile.  I didn't put a picture of it on here because I think everyone was making a big deal out of nothing.  She wasn't smiling...probably just gas. 

I'll give it to the Frenchies though, they sure know how to make a Baby hungry!  "Let's make a statue of a girl with no shirt on!"  Too bad she didn't have any arms, or she could've held me while I sampled.  No one said these people were smart.

Good thing Adhamh was there to help get me some lunch!  Too bad she was dry as a bone.

(psst...he looks stoopid in this picture!)

After a short trip around the place and looking all the old stuff...I saw it!  PROOF of my earlier suspicions that Baby Buttface DID have a past life.  Here's a painting showing me while all standing around were in awe of my...wait...wait a second!  What is that frilly guy doing!? 

From the Glass Pyramid, we made our way over to the Eifel Tower. 

This is where Adhamh and Karla tried to ditch Baby so they wouldn't have to carry me up any more stairs...the place had an elevator for cri'sakes!  DON'T YOU PEOPLE REALIZE I HAVE ABANDONMENT ISSUES!!!?!!!  However, Baby Buttface is resourceful and without money to pay for the elevator, began to scale the outside of the structure.  You can't keep Baby down!

Baby finally made it to the top!  But Baby Buttface is only a wittle baby and found

quickly that it was very windy!

So, I met back up with Karla and Adhamh and instantly forgave them.  Hey, they're the only family I got!  So we saw the sights that The Eifel Tower had to offer.  We stopped into the cafe and Baby had to regain his energy from the climb.  Caramel corn and a pastry hits the spot.  What can I say?  Baby likes a good tart.

And while Adhamh wasn't looking, Baby made his move!

Well, overall, Paris was fun and scenic; I don't think there's much need to return though.  One day was good enough.  I hope you enjoyed seeing our escapades in Frenchytown.  My next post will be from Northern Ireland!  But before you go...

As they are famous for saying in France:

"Vieille Pénis Croûte Sèche!"