West Lake. Davenport, Iowa. COLD FRIGGIN WATER!!!!
Here's a crap ton of pictures of the day for you to enjoy!
Oh Baby Buttface likes the Sauce!!!
They tried to drown Baby Buttface...good thing I float!
And Bryan came to the rescue!One big happy family...SHOCKER!!!
Elijah, the only other one besides us in the water today...The only other one besides us with BALLS! Elijah, you're my new hero!
Oh GOD! Baby Buttface uh...uh...Baby Tripped and fell while simultaneously falling asleep and landing in this position! There's NO other explanation for what you see here! NONE!! (can't you just see this one resurfacing when Baby Buttface runs for President?!)
Baby Buttface Needs NO TUBE!!!! Baby Buttface is BUOYANT!!
Okay, I've saved this one for last! This incredibly insensitive ass of a life guard wouldn't post willingly with Baby Buttface! You don't neglect me! (c'mon, i was abandoned in early life!) Especially when Baby's had consumption of alcoolholic beverages. I went up and asked if this guy would pose in a picture with me for the memories and he said, with a lame attempt at being stern, "I can't, I have to guard." Heck, you could see the smile trying to force its way out of his face for chrissakes! He just wanted to come off like a badass. Well guess what, Douchy McDouchnozzle? You're a crappy lifeguard at a crappy lake where no one swims when its freezing-cold water except for those who are...what's that? oh yeah...BADf-ingASS!! Like Baby Buttface and his Posse! You're getting your picture taken with Baby if you like it or not! So SUCK IT! Baby OUT!
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