Performing...Babyplasty!

Hi All!  I'm back for another round.  And it seems you are too.  BUT WAIT!  First I have a disclaimer for you:

The following blog contains images of real-life surgical procedures.  What you are about to see in the following content may be upsetting to some eyes.  Viewer discre---you know what?!  Suck it up, HO!  read on:

Baby Buttface last left you a tale of tragedy.  A tale of suspense.  A tale...of a magical land where monsters live and death surrounds us.  This tale, however, is one of response, redemption, recovery, and retardation.  Baby was rushed to a hospital in Scotland as you know.  The Loch Ness Medical Center was a very crude setup and barely sterile enough for surgery.  But when you're dying on a table, you really don't care how clean everything is.  Plus, Baby Buttface is immune to all disease and infection.  Convenient, no?

The damage to Baby's body was irreversible.  My head and skin nearly torn off, major blood loss, broken bones, shredded muscle tissue, and my GWS seemed to be gone as well (the doctors got me drunk to check but that was mostly to help ease my passing).  Surgery seemed pointless and Baby Buttface was assumed not to last through the night. 

But Baby's a CHAMP!

I pulled through the night and the hospital was in an uproar to get the best doctors available flown in from around the world to get me the attention I needed.

With the amount of damage/injuries sustained, a board of the best surgeons decided that the best plan of attack was to break it down into a total of 4 separate procedures.

The following are photos documenting the historical surgeries taken place that day:

(click on any image to view fullsize)

SURGERY 1: FULL BODY SKIN GRAFT

Baby Buttface's skin was shredded too thin could no longer sustain a proper quality of life



Skin Graft supplies/instruments and new epidermis donated from an unknown source


 

Wo sollt mein Blutt vergiesen?



  

peeling the skin back from the meat



anterior epidermis laying loosly on my carcass

  

old skin fully removed from the body



New skin has been cut to fit my new form



Surgery Success!
(muscle tissue has been completely removed and placed aside for later procedure)

SURGERY 2: NEURAL REPLACEMENT

Baby Buttface had extensive damage to the central nervous system due to near decapitation.  With that and the new epidermis, a complete overhaul was needed for Baby to regain sensation.

posterior opening showing new bundle of nerves



Dr Hamm assessing the best plan for "rewiring" the nerves



Dr. Hamm and his delicate touch of genius

swabbing the blood away from the opening



more incisions needed to assure proper placement of new nerves



Baby Buttface lying open on the operating table as Dr. Hamm takes his lunch break.  You can't starve genius!

SURGERY 3: SKELETAL IMPLANTATION

Baby Buttface had no skeletal system before the attack.  Through a process not unlike the one that fused adamantium to Wolverine's bone structure, Dr. Hamm and his collegues felt it necessary to play God.



An indestructible skeletal system will allow
Baby Buttface to move like the rest of us

 

The newly-added central nervous system splayed out for maneuvering

 

At this point, the medical staff had to wake Baby Buttface
up to ensure his new skeleton and nerve endings were
functioning properly.



An X-ray taken directly after surgery shows the placement
of Baby Buttface's new bone structure



The three experimental and ground-breaking
procedures were a complete success!
Here Dr. Hamm poses for his Time Magazine and Nobel Prize
publicity shot.



Baby Buttface looks to be in adequate condition
to continue with the final surgery.

SURGERY 4: MUSCLE TISSUE REPLACEMENT

Baby Buttface, like you, needs muscles to move his body.  Although this is a quick procedure, it is 100% necessary.  Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!

The doctors need extreme precision to replace
muscle tissue in proper alignment with the body.



We'll call this a "zipper" so's not to confuse you with lengthy, scientific medical jargon.
It will allow access to Baby Buttface's bodily systems in the future should there be need.

 

Baby Buttface, in recovery for the first time in a new body.
Never before has Baby known the dexterity of sitting up alone.

 

Not only that, but Baby Buttface enjoys the first unaided steps
of a second chance on life.  Too bad he's still naked!



So, as you can see fellow vertebrates,

Baby Buttface is BACK and better than EVER!  SMART!!

Until next time...I need pain killers...in the form of beer...tasty liquid life...beer.